Tuesday 29 April 2008

Austria: "What is going wrong in this land?"


Source:www.cnet.de

Austria - the image I have since I saw this film "The Sound of Music"
breathtaking view of mountains,laughing brooks and hills alive with
the sound of music as the song goes...pure idyll!

Austria - brings to my mind Beautiful Blue Danube by Johann Strauss,
our traditional yearly watching of Vienna New Year's Concert.

Austria means Mozart, his music and his now famous souvenirs
a must for every tourist...Mozart balls and other temptations
like the world's most famous cake - Sacher-Torte and Kaiserschmarrn
also known as the "emperor's mishmash".

Austria stands for Vienna Cafes where historically intellectuals
used to meet and maybe enjoy Viennese Apfelstrudel and Vienna sausage.

Austria stands for Sigmund Freund and his redefinition of
sexual desire and of course, the now famous "freudian slip".

(But not to forget, Hitler was also an Austrian and I personally
can not forget his date of birth as he has the same birthday
like my mother!)

So what is going wrong in this beautiful land?

All these beautiful images tarnished by this monster Josef F.
and his criminal doings against his own daughter.

And the most asked question...How come no one has noticed?
Not even his own wife???

How can she not notice it? Ask many Filipinas who call
their husbands to lunch or dinner and if they do not appear
at the table after the second call they would be screaming
and checking what they are doing in the cellar!!!

The question will remain...what is going wrong in
this beautiful land?

Tuesday 15 April 2008

Pinay Jokes

Got this forward from a dear friend in Manila. So if you
have not received it, here's a copy to ease a bit of
the daily stress you have. Have a big good laugh!
I have seen some of them patched in some other emails
but reading them again gives me such liberating laughs.

Break Muna!

Misis : Darling, ano ang tawag sa isang asawa na sexy, maganda,
hindi selosa, mapagmahal,masipag, mapagkalinga, masarap magluto?
Mister: Guni-guni!

TANONG: Paano mo sasabihin sa isang babae na mataba siya nang
hindi siya mababastos?
SAGOT: "Uhm, excuse me, miss...Mang Tomas ba ang lotion mo?"

Aanhin ko ang napakalaking bahay, mamahaling sasakyan,
milyun-milyong kayamanan, at masasarap na pagkain kung ang
kapit-bahay ko ang may-ari ng mag iyun?!

Nanay: Ano 'tong malaking zero sa test paper mo?
Anak : Hindi po 'yan zero, 'Nay. Naubusan lang ng star ang teacher ko
kaya binigyan niya ako ng moon! Moon la ng 'yan,'Nay, promise!

Mga sikat na salawikain:

Better late than pregnant.
Kapag may tiyaga, good luck!
Aanhin pa ang damo...kabayo ba ako?
Do unto others, then, run! Run! Run!
Ang hindi magmahal sa sariling wika ay lumaki sa ibang bansa.

Guro: Sino si Jose Rizal?
Juan: Di ko po kilala.
Guro: Ikaw Pepe?
Pepe: Di ko rin po kilala..
Guro: Di nyo kilala si Jose Rizal?
Pedro: Ma'm, baka po sa kabilang section sya!

Husband: Kung di ako makaligtas sa operasyon ko bukas,
ikaw na sana ang bahala sa lahat-lahat. ..
I LOVE YOU!
Wife: Tumigil ka! wala pang namamatay sa TULI!

Boy: Di na tuloy ang kasal natin
Girl: Bakit?!
Boy: Kuya mo kasi eh!
Girl: Hindi no! Gusto ka ng Kuya ko!
Boy: Yun nga eh...gusto ko rin ang kuya mo!

BALIW (tumawag sa mental hospital):
Hello...may tao po ba sa Room 168?
Telephone Operator: Wala po, bakit?
Baliw: Check ko lang kung nakatakas talaga ako!

Misis: lolokohin ko mister ko, magpapanggap ako na prosti dito sa kanto.
Timing (dumaan ang mister nya...)
Misis: Pogi! available ako ngayon, pwede ka ba?
Mister: Yoko sayo...kamukha mo misis ko!

Quote for the Day...

Ang Buhay ay parang bato...it's Hard.
Love is a hidden fire, a pleasant sore, a soothing pain,
an agreeable torment, a sweet wound, in short - a gentle death!
Ang lalim! Shit! Dati Love is blind lang, eh!

Mister: Di ko na kaya problema ko!
Misis: Hon, problema natin ito, tayo ang magkasama sa buhay,
lahat ng problema mo problema ko... ano problema natin?
Mister: Nabuntis natin si Inday, tayo ang ama!

Kapag may kaaway ka, tandaan mo...dito lang ako...
dito lang talaga ako...tapos dyan ka lang,
wag kang pupunta dito! Baka madamay ako.

Prospective Employer to Applicant:
" So why did you leave your previous job?"
Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"

and this is my favorite:

Juan: Birthday ng asawa ko...
Pedro: Ano regalo mo?
Juan: Tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
Pedro: Ano naman sinabi?
Juan: Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND.
Pedro: Ano binigay mo?
Juan: Baraha.