Subject:Pampatanggal ng Stress

Korkie sent me this set of Pinoy jokes yesterday. If you have not
received your forward, I am posting them here. Just for the laughs!

Subject: pampatanggal ng stress

ANG NAKARAAN....

May ibinulong ang daga sa elepante. Biglang hinimatay ang elepante.
Ano ang ibinulong ng daga?

DAGA: Buntis ako, ikaw ang ama!

SA PAGPAPATULOY....

Dahil di makapaniwala ang elepante, dinala nya ang daga sa doctor.
Tuwang-tuwa ang elepante at
masayang ibinulong sa daga ang resulta ng ultrasound. Biglang
hinimatay ang daga.

Ano ang ibinulong ng elepante?



ELEPANTE: Ako nga ang ama, at elepante ang anak natin, at kambal sila!
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TEACHER: Anong similarity nina Jose Rizal, Andres Bonifacio,
Ninoy Aquino at Apolinario Mabini?

STUDENT: Ma'am, pagkaka-alam ko po, silang lahat ay pinanganak ng holiday!

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TITSER: Juan, use recharge & caffeine in a sentence.

JUAN: Si "Recharge" Gutierrez ay si "Caffeine" Barbell.

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ERAP: Soli ko tong nabili kong DVD.

FPJ: Anong problema?

ERAP: Walang picture, tsaka sound. Sayang. Suspense thriller pa yata to.
Tsk, tsk...

FPJ: Anong title?

ERAP: "The Lens Cleaner"

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BUNSO: Tay, may multo daw sa kusina natin?

TATAY: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sayo nyan?

BUNSO: Si ate po!

TATAY: Ay nako, wag ka nga magpapaniwala dun!
Wala namang multo eh!
Ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako sa kusina, at iinom lang ako ng tubig...

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BATA: Pabili nga po ng ubas....

TINDERO: Wala kame ubas

......kinabukasan...


BATA: Pabili nga po ng ubas.....

TINDERO: Wala kame ubas

......kinabukasan ulet...


BATA: Mama, pabili nga po ng ubas....

TINDERO: Sinabi na ngang wala e! Pag nagtanong ka pa, iistepler ko
na yang bibig mo!

......kinabukasan ulet...

BATA: Mama, may stapler kayo?

TINDERO: wala..

BATA: Pabili nga po ng ubas
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Psychological Fact:


"All emotional pain lasts for 12 minutes. Anything longer than
that is self inflicted."

In short, nag-iinarte ka na lang daw nun!
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PROMDI: Lam ko promdi lang ako kaya wag mo kong lolokohin!
Bakit ganito ang kwarto ko?!?!
Maliit, wala pang kama at bintana..... ha?!?!

ROOMBOY: Sir, nasa elevator pa lang po tayo...
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Bill gates' wife was interviewed..

REPORTER: How does it feel to have sex with the richest man?

MRS. GATES: Oh, it's no big deal.
Now I know why his company's named MICROSOFT!

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MRS: Bakit ngayon ka lang?

MR: Pasensha na, nagyaya mga officemates ko, nagkainuman lang. Hehe!

MRS: Lasing ka no?

MR: Hindi!

MRS: Anong hindi?! La ka namang trabaho, pano ka nagka-officemates?!!

Fast Running Business, From Formel 1 to Strawberry Fields?

I came about this article in Vanity Fair about
Schumacher. "Es ist eine große Erleichterung,"
roughly translated: It is a great relief.
He says, he has more time now for his family, one wakes up in the morning and one works out his own plans. He will help wherever he can.
Taken from Vanity


Well, I have no idea that he wants to help out in
do your own harvest of strawberries in this village.
I know that he comes from the next small city of Kerpen before he bought this villa in tax-friendly Switzerland. Maybe this is a family related enterprise.
See, nothing comes from nothing. From Formel 1 to Strawberry Fields.